Can you pick up chicks in a tank?

[lovernotafighter]

Hi, everyone! New person here! My name is Vee, and it's a pleasure to meet you all. I come bearing this guy, one Lavernius Tucker from Red vs Blue, and I'm completely sorry in advance. He's loud, he tends to hit on anything with a pulse, he swears more than just about anyone, and just...yeah. However, on the up side, I took him from later in his canon when he actually can do things like work in a team, be somewhat responsible, and can utilize strategy.

Look, he's gotten a lot better over the years.

He comes with his sword and a photograph of his wonderful alien son, Junior. Tucker's social, kind of a jerk sometimes, and is missing his friends Blue Team. Please feel free to harass him at will!

I'm super excited to meet and be with able to play with everyone! Feel free to add me on plurk: veelynn; it's probably the easiest place to get in touch with me. Thank you so much!

Comments

[unrecovered]

Wash isn't surprised Tucker showed up fifteen minutes late to the all-encompassing apocalypse; the question is whether he brought starbucks.

Also hello! I'm Kia, I'm pretty sure we've met through Diya, and this is going to be a blast. 8D

[lovernotafighter]

Oh, Wash, did you want Starbucks? Because Tucker got two and drank them both.

Hi, Kia! I'm so excited to be able to play with you guys and make Tucker's life difficult and responsible! This is going to be so awesome!

[unrecovered]

Not the worst thing that has ever happened to Wash's coffee, lbr.

Just give Wash a few minutes to be very relieved that Tucker didn't die in the final battle of the Chorus war and then everything will be back to normal, because that is absolutely how that works.

[lovernotafighter]

Let's hope we can keep it on the trend, Wash.

TOOOOTALLY how it works, of course. Tucker is going to be so freaking confused by you multiple timeline people.

[ordinarily]

well this is awkward

danny too has a friend called tucker who hits on everyone

[lovernotafighter]

I think it must be the name. Wait: is it the first or last name, and does he have a cool energy sword? Because that could just make it extra creepy.

[ordinarily]

first name, and no cool energy sword. although he DOES have a creepy fascination with technology and keeps romanticizing it.

[lovernotafighter]

Wheeew. Could you imagine having two Tuckers here? Could this place handle all that awesomeness in one confined place?

[ordinarily]

i don't think the world could handle two of them at the same time.

ANYWAY YES HELLO. my name is luis and i play gohan from dbz, danny from danny phantom, and raynor from starcraft.

[lovernotafighter]

From that gif alone, yep, that's Tucker. Um, both Tuckers.

It's so nice to meet you! I can't wait for the Tucker confusion and familiarity to kick in!

[ordinarily]

yeah this is gonna confuse the hell out of danny and, like most teenagers, he's just gonna nope out

[wallsofjericho]

Hello hello Vee! I'm Marie, and I've got two (ish) characters here. This guy, Joe Wilson/Jericho of DC Comics where he is generally a Teen Titan and we pretend the rest of the time never happened. I also have Robbie Baldwin/Speedball from Marvel Comics, where he is generally a New Warrior and awesome. I'm also the puppeteer for Cosmic Boy/Rokk Krinn, one of the NPCs.

I love RvB, and I'm definitely looking forward to ... well, whatever chaos will happen from throwing my characters at yours.

[lovernotafighter]

Hi, Marie! It's so nice to meet you! Please, please throw your characters at Tucker, because I'd love to see what insanity is inevitable. And it's great that you know RvB; it means far less apologizing on my end for the semi-unfortunate person Tucker is. Oh, Tucker...

[walkingballpit]

Don't worry, I have to apologize for Robbie's puns and occasional forays into flirting territory all the time.

I mean, it's barely sticking a toe in in comparison to Tucker, so boy am I glad you're here.

Joe will politely think Tucker needs to work on his game, and Cos will... probably not engage, unless Tucker finds the rumors that his girlfriend has a sexy domme voice.

[steelandtemper]

Prepare to get judged by an AI, Tucker. (So, like, a normal Tuesday for him.)

Hi, I'm Carolyn and I play Cortana from Halo and also Commander Shepard from Mass Effect (Paragon flavor.) Welcome to the game!

[lovernotafighter]

Please give him all your judgement, Cortana. It'll make him feel like he's back home with Epsilon...if Epsilon was hot, anyway.

So nice to meet you!

[steelandtemper]

Don't worry, Tucker. Grif will always be the Worst Armor Guy. (He avoids her because 1. she's blue and 2. every time they interact, she calls him an idiot.)

[lovernotafighter]

Woohoo! Not number one! Not number one! Yesss!

Also, considering she's blue and all, you know, you're practically on with the Blues already. You know he's totally going to hit on you.

[steelandtemper]

Suggesting she's got anything to do with PFL, especially the sim soldiers, is a good way to get on her eternal shitlist. More so even than hitting on her!

She and the Chief are not impressed with PFL, let's just say.

[lovernotafighter]

With good reason. Very few people are impressed with PFL, even most of the people in PFL.

Does that mean he CAN hit on her?

[steelandtemper]

No. :|

[lovernotafighter]

But-- ._.

[steelandtemper]

Let's just say it's like hitting on Tex, except instead of physical violence, the threat is persistent rumors all over the 31st century internet that you suck in bed.

[lovernotafighter]

...Crap. That's just cold, lady.

Noted.

[steelandtemper]

She was raised by wolves. By which I mean the Office of Naval Intelligence and a woman who makes the Director look like a straightforward moron.

...Yeah, I anticipate Tucker will probably start avoiding her after getting burned a few times. Shepard's a lot less prickly.

[lovernotafighter]

To be fair, he did still throw Tex a lot of one-liners even after she threatened to/actually did kick his several times. He's bad at knowing when to check his losses and leave well enough alone.

All he hears from that is that he has a shot at Shep now.

[thebioticwoman]

[lovernotafighter]

[iamresponding]

Hi Vee! I think we've bumped into each other in the past. I played around with your Deadpool a bit in the tdm at Tiamat. (I briefly played Speedball for a spell).

I'm Korel, head mod here at Legion, and I play Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls and Rich Rider / Nova from Marvel Comics. I'm really looking forward to Rich meeting Tucker! He briefly saw Tucker during a memory share plot where he saw some of Grif's past. He also saw, y'know, Sarge, so he's well aware of how ridiculous it is back home for these guys. He'll try to be encouraging about the responsibility thing like he has been for Grif.

Welcome to the game!

[lovernotafighter]

Yessss! God, I loved playing DP, but it was an unfortunately short lived muse. I might pick around with him again once the second movie comes out, which isn't soon enough in my opinion. I LOVED our threads, though; they were my favorite ones I had with him!

Oh, God, he saw the BG crew? I'm a little afraid to ask what memory it was. And Sarge doesn't speak for everyone, even if he acts like and completely believes that he does. Home is... home is home, messed up, weird, but theirs. I can't wait for some of these interactions and responsibilities and growing up Tucker has to do (though, at least he's waaaay better than he used to be, if that's saying anything).

Thank you so much!

[iamresponding]

It was the part that involved Sarge talking about a plan where they lined up in a single line with him in the back in case they were shot at, and making a Grif cannon. So Rich mostly just pities everyone else who has to deal with him.

[hallaifyouherd]

/koalas to your back

[lovernotafighter]

/has a lovely new backpack that I will wear everywhere.