we'll need a full autopsy

[pffft]

Hi everyone I'm Aran and I'm new here.

I'm bringing in Prowl from Transformers IDW, the moderately more coherent take on the 30 minute toy commercial fever dream from your childhood. Specifically, I'm taking him from right before the civil war that destroyed a bunch of planets and blacklisted his entire robot species from mainstream galactic society. Yeah, that one.

Prowl was a forensic investigator on a planet ruled by an oppressive caste system, corrupt Senate, and dickbag Prime. He's naively hoping the robot masses won't violently overthrow them in a planet-wide peasant revolt and wants to gradually improve things instead (war really isn't his thing).

He's still the stand-offish, rule-loving pain in the ass some may be familiar with, but having lived a rather insulated life on his home planet of Cybertron, is fairly clueless on the matters of organic species. He's trying to get better. Here's his permissions.

Feel free to ping me on plurk as hematite

bonus: here's Prowl being elbowed in the face

Comments

[thebioticwoman]

ew there goes the neighborhood

(really i just wanted to use this icon)

[pffft]

wow just because cybertronians ruin everything they touch

[thebioticwoman]

it's okay she's real good at killing giant machines

/points at eyes

/points at prowl

[pffft]

just wait until he gets his hands on some red tape

[thebioticwoman]

is that his sailor scout attack

[pffft]

its his most effective attack probably

[walkingballpit]

But what if what I want is the 90 minute acid trip of aging stars slumming it from my childhood? What then?

[pffft]

we'll need hot rod for that

[walkingballpit]

... do we ever really need hot rod?

[pffft]

Prowl would say no, but his poor face gets blown up to sell more toys so

[saltsweet]

As probably the only person canon blind about transformers, I have two questions. One, how huge is he? Two, what kind of toy will he transform into?


Hi, I'm Jen and I operate on 100% sass. I play Videl from DBZ.

[pffft]

HI JEN, nice to meet you!

Prowl is around twenty feet high. He turns into a hovering space car with big dumb wings on it. here's a helpful picture.

I should probably put this up somewhere easily available for people.

[saltsweet]

Holy crap that's amazing. I'm so glad he's ridiculously huge and not scaled down to human size.