did someone ask for more old senior heroes

[fantasmaniac]

...because that's what's you're gonna get. Technically, Reaper isn't much of a hero, but he's here anyway!!!

in-game cr goals: be nice dads

Hi guys, I'm hanshi and i'm bringing in Edgelord McJackass from that Overwatch game into the mix, creeping around and just agreeing to the Legionnaires Oath so they'll stay off his back. He's a bitter, angry, and possibly senile soldier, having gone through a lot of trauma being blown up and all. His entire body is in a constant state of decay and regeneration after an experiment gone awry during the attempt to save his life after said explosion, so he wears a (spooky) skull mask and keeps his entire body full covered.

He's not particularly approachable and he's kind of a dick, so please feel free to be completely awful and annoying to him thank you.

You can add me on Plurk at hanshi! Just add away and I'll add back, it's pretty much my only means of RP communication.

Comments

[thewildflower]

Hello, Hanshi! It's nice to meet you!

Except this is Rune, I just wanted to say hello. Rebecca will probably think Reaper is scary, how frustrating.

[fantasmaniac]

WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS

Oh good, at least it worked on SOMEBODY... nobody else takes him seriously, bless u Rebecca.

[thewildflower]

IT'S ME AND I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU

we'll see how long it lasts or smth EITHER WAY I'm looking forward to more fun things, yes.

[fantasmaniac]

AWUWUWUWU lets make beautiful memories here together

watch, she'll just find his get-up to be absolutely unfrightening after a while. he's still a dick, though.

[thewildflower]

Yes, beautiful memories, always...u////u

Rebecca has precognition so maybe she'll just get insight after insight of everything embarrassing that Reaper will ever do

"why do i keep having visions of this embarrassing man"

(not really but)

[fantasmaniac]

FHDFKJKSDJFSJDF rip reaper

[mylawn]

[fantasmaniac]

get the fuck outta da cake jack

[mylawn]

dont pretend, gabo. i see right through u

[fantasmaniac]

[mylawn]

i can do this aaaaall day

[fantasmaniac]

i don't have enough(any) shitpost images for this...

[kingtyrantranger]

I misread that banner as saying "UNGRATEFUL" for a moment.

[mylawn]

REAPER IS UNGRATEFUL

[fantasmaniac]

ITS TRUE HE IS

[fantasmaniac]

but mccree is the #1 ingrate

[mylawn]

How can you say that about your cowboy son

[fantasmaniac]

it's because he's my cowboy son

[whyarewehere]

Hiiii, I'm Zita, welcome to Legion!

Completely awful and annoying, you say? WELL HAVE I GOT THE CHARACTER FOR YOU!

This is Grif, he's a mostly harmless jackass who makes poor life decisions basically at all times. His first reaction to most stimuli is to mouth off at it and call it names so I'm sure they'll get along great, right?

I also play the Master Chief, who's currently side-eyeing 76 and will probably add Reaper to that list of people to side-eye. Because traumatized soldiers are all best friends.

[fantasmaniac]

HI ZITA, thank you!

BOY HOWDY DOODY THATS PERFECT I don't know much about the armor boys but I love the humor surrounding them and their personalities. This'll be great- a bunch of shitty traumatized soldiers trying/pretending to be heroes.

[kingtyrantranger]

Welcome to the game! I'm sure Edgelord McJackass will get along fine with all of the shining pillars of hope and idealism filling this place.

[fantasmaniac]

so shiny... so tempting to just. desTROY THEM EVIL LAUGH

But yes, thank you! I cannot wait to just fuck shit up (namely Reaper himself) in this game.

[sir_vancelot]

...I may have laughed entirely too much at Edgelord McJackass.

Hello! I'm Shard and I play Vance Astrovik/Justice from Marvel. And is probably the kind of character that will drive Reaper nuts. Because he's basically Captain America...

[fantasmaniac]

B)

Hi Shard! UGH JUST WHAT HE NEEDS- ANOTHER BOY SCOUT.

[unrecovered]

Welcome to the madhouse! I'm Kia, I play Agent Washington from Red vs Blue, and we've already added each other on plurk because ~networking~. Expect a lot of Scream jokes coming Reaper's way. Like, a lot.

[fantasmaniac]

Hahahaha I AM SO READY FOR THIS. Also PleasE make Movie Night a thing. I love playing that. I once made Reaper try to watch all of the Hellraiser movies rooming with 76 and Junkrat in a meme. It ended with him covered in beer.

He'll vaguely understand the Scream jokes. So old school god what year are you from anyway soldier boy

[unrecovered]

Oh, Movie Night is going to be a thing. Wash will be calling Reaper Ghostface for pretty much ever now, whether he likes it or not.

Why would you watch all of the Hellraiser movies only 1, 2, and 5 are any good

2557 and Scream is still a classic. Get on his level. 8|

[fantasmaniac]

GOOD

look it had to be in chronological order he doesn't give a fuck if the other sucked

wwwwhat in the world is 2557... I'm trying to look it up, but getting nowhere fast. :C

[unrecovered]

HELLO, SIDNEY

That's the kind of thinking that will get you killed in horror movie franchises, man. Don't ever watch the Saw franchise.

That's the year Wash is from! Ostensibly. We think. Look timelines in RvB are kind of like points in Whose Line Is It Anyway

[fantasmaniac]

SLASHER FILMS YAWN but he'll probably watch those fuckin movies in order too anyway...

OH. WELL. OK, that explains a lot. But yeah, fine, he'll give him that then. If a guy from the future thinks Scream is still a classic, then he won't complain!

[justicecrusader]

This will not end well.

Also hi I'm Luis I play Reinhardt and I also play Gohan from DBZ I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF PROPERLY HERE.

[fantasmaniac]

HELLO LUIS I AM SO PSYCHED FOR OLDVERWATCH ♥

Idealistically, I want them to duke it out so hard they almost die and then reconcile somehow begrudgingly somewhere later down the line.

[justicecrusader]

Oh there is absolutely no way they won't fight. Like, someone's gonna have to make a REALLY good case at to why he shouldn't beat the crap out of Reaper for destroying Overwatch (as far as Reinhardt knows).

Watch, they will have to like, reconcile over beer or some shit

[fantasmaniac]

It's OK, they can spend most of their time fighting until someone can find a way to redeem Reaper. NOT THAT REAPER WANTS TO BE REDEEMED HE DOESNT CARE WHAT U THINK REINHARDT!!!!! o9

Beer and maybe a shitton of painkillers

[deafleppard]

ryuu ga waga

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[fantasmaniac]

die

[leverageintceo]

Hi hanshi! I'm Kaylin (owls_in_moss on plurk), one of the mod team, and if Edgelord Reaper ever finds himself in the ventilation system, he might run into Parker here because she likes to hang out there.

I also play Tadashi Hamada of Big Hero 6, who is also kind of bitter and angry about almost dying in a burning building and then getting fire powers, but only a little bitter and is working on it in therapy.

[fantasmaniac]

HELLO! PFFFT, well, I wouldn't be surprised if he ever does venture in there one of these days. That would be quite the shock for him though... just, like, there's a woman just chillin' out here....

And ooohhhh nooooo Tadashiiiii... poor bb. Such a good kid. ♥

[leverageintceo]

Parker chills out there all the time. And is ridiculously sneaky. She's already sneaked up on 76 by accident. She also speaks Spanish, if the two of them ever lose their auto-translate earbuds,

Tadashi needs a hug, preferably from a Hiro. Or Baymax. He may or may not be making a Baymax 2.0 somewhere in the labs for hugging purposes.

[fantasmaniac]

oh my god hahahaha ♥ does she normally speak another language? reaper just speaks english, with maybe some spanish words thrown in for effect lol

awwwww... baymax 2!! that'll be so cute

[leverageintceo]

She's a native English speaker, but we've seen her speak Spanish and French with a reasonable level of fluency. Her Russian is terrible, even with a phrasebook.

[fantasmaniac]

oh then in that case they'll be a-ok without their translator ear bud thingies :)b

but that's neeeaaat. gabe can only speak english and spanish wheeee

[notwithoutafight]

As Reinhardt's player has explained Reaper's body.....thing to me, he's kind of like a not funny Deadpool.

Hi, my name's Jen and I play Videl from Dragon Ball Z.

[fantasmaniac]

THAT.... sounds about right, actually. Probably not as strong, either. Whoops. :V

Hi, Jen (name buddy)! I don't know much about DBZ, but she looks cool ♥

[notwithoutafight]

But I'm sure Deadpool would look just as fantastic in that el blanco skin as Reaper does.

What's up, name bud! There's not much to know about DBZ except that Fighting Makes You Stronger and Teamwork Is Stupid. Videl is basically HBIC and also a complete tsundere. Her favorite thing is fighting and also snooping. The extent of my Overwatch knowledge is... pretty well centered around Reinhardt. One just learns about one's bf's characters whether one plays the game or not.c:

[fantasmaniac]

I agree!!! It's such a good skin. I'm saving up for it right now. So close...

Awwuuu, tsunderes. Sounds pretty straightforward enough, hahaha. Yeah, I know some friends who kind of absorb the knowledge from their other RP partners. It's all good in the hood.