you thought Cortana was bad

[smarterthandad]

Carolyn here, with Marvel supergenius Valeria Richards, daughter of Mr. Fantastic and the Invisible Woman. She's as smart as Brainiac and coming from right before Secret Wars, so she's very interested in halting the destruction of all reality.

She's also three years old (just ask her.) Correspondingly, she will not be joining the Legion, because even they won't take a preschooler, regardless of what that preschooler thinks about her ability to hero. (SHE WAS AN AVENGER, YOU KNOW!*) She will, however, be working as Legion support staff, so come to her for all your ridiculous gadget needs, assuming you can stand to be condescended to by someone who can't see over the counter at the space 7-11.

*for about five minutes during Axis and only on a technicality